Allow myself to introduce...myself. My name is Richie Cunningham.

3 Corndogma points for whoever names the movie quote first.

Wow, so the web mistress has decided to grace us with her presence. For the record, I don't have stage fright but when someone talks you into doing a JOINT blog and then goes AWOL from the get go, you begin to wonder if there's something wrong.

I'm going to have to agree with Stretch's personal assessment of herself except she's been a Debbie Downer ever since I met her and slept with her on that first night. Actually in her defense, she's not really a DD, I'm guessing a full C. (We aren't planning on sharing this with family are we?) I once asked Stretch the questions from the Inside the Actor's Studio questionnaire by Bernard Pivot. To the question, "if you could choose any profession other than your own, which would you choose?" she answered "an heiress like Paris Hilton." I suppose if that's your dream job, anything you do is going to be a bit of a let down. That's like me comparing my life to Hugh Hefner...or Derek Jeter...or Vanilla Ice in the early 90s.

Well I'm glad my partner in crime joined me. Blogging is a lot like sex, it's much better when your doing it with someone else online.